I've compiled a book from the Internet. It's a book of quotations attributed to the wrong people.

When you interrupt, you've stopped listening. People need to be heard.

Sex, that’s meaningless, I can understand that, but dinner; that’s heavy. That’s like an hour.

See, the thing of it is, there's a lot of ugly people out there walking around but they don't know they're ugly because nobody actually tells them.

I prefer the old theaters because the audience is... trapped.

Women go after doctors like men go after models. They want someone with knowledge of the body. We just want the body.

That's the most comfortable place for me. In the beginning, yes, I was nervous going on stage. I was not a natural performer. I really had to acquire that skill.