What's the deal with Ovaltine? It comes in a round container, you put it in a round glass, why don't they call it Roundtine?
Jerry SeinfeldI like staying in hotels. I like their tiny soap. I like to pretend it's regular-sized and my muscles are huge.
Jerry SeinfeldThey seal the subway change-booth guy up inside this thing with bullet-proof glass, closed in on all sides, it's like some kind of Houdini torture tank of doom. How do you breathe in there? It looks like if you put your hand over the change slot, you could suffocate him in thirty seconds.
Jerry Seinfeld