If aliens are watching us through telescopes, they're going to think the dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?

The padded outfits, the bad scripts, the phony-looking sets... he dealt with it all. He had to. He was Superman.

I mean, she's giving and caring and genuinely concerned about the welfare of others. I can't be with someone like that.

Fear of success is one of the new fears I've heard about lately. And I think its definitely a sign that we're running out of fears. A person suffering from fear of success is scraping the bottom of the fear barrel.

See, the thing of it is, there's a lot of ugly people out there walking around but they don't know they're ugly because nobody actually tells them.

I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.

The best revenge is living well.