What's the point of dating without games? How do you know if you're winning or losing?
Jerry SeinfeldWhat would the world be like if people said whatever they were thinking, all the time, whenever it came to them? How long would a blind date last? About 13 seconds, I think. Oh, sorry, your rear end is too big. That's ok, your breath stinks anyway. See you later.
Jerry SeinfeldEver noticed that no matter what happens in one day, it exactly fits in the newspaper?
Jerry Seinfeld