Your blessing in life is when you find the torture you're comfortable with.

I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.

Well, sometimes we do actually have to get up early, but a man will always trade sleep for sex.

Kids don't say, "Wait." They say, "Wait up, hey wait up!" Because when you're little, your life is up. The future is up. Everything you want is up. "Hold up. Shut up! Mum, I'll clean up. Let me stay up!" Parents, of course, are just the opposite. Everything is down. "Just calm down. Slow down. Come down here! Sit down. Put... that... down."

Having fun is a very particular skill. And not everyone has that skill.

When someone does a small task beautifully, their whole environment is affected by it.

Pay attention; don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box.