I like to try anything... You have to do the experiments to find out what the formulas are.

Then, finally, the third year, begging the parents, I got the Superman Halloween costume. Cardboard box, self-made top, mask included. Remember the rubber band on the back of that mask? That was a quality item there, wasn't it? That was good for about 10 seconds before it snapped out of that cheap little staple they put it in there with.

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.

Of course, everyone wants to be healthy. The amusing thing is no one's really sure how to do it.

See, the thing of it is, there's a lot of ugly people out there walking around but they don't know they're ugly because nobody actually tells them.

Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?