I like to try anything... You have to do the experiments to find out what the formulas are.

See, you know how to take the reservation, you just don't know how to hold the reservation and that's really the most important part of the reservation, the holding. Anybody can just take them.

On the side of box of my superman costume it actually said - 'Do not attempt to fly!'

I love the day date. No wine, no shower.

What's with this weird hotel custom of leaving a piece of chocolate on the pillow? I awoke thinking my brain had hemorrhaged some sort of fecal matter.

The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get to that, the funnier you will be.

My wife is funny. And I dabble in it. So being funny is big around our house. But what's surprised me is my daughter can do an English accent. I don't know how she learned this.