See, you know how to take the reservation, you just don't know how to hold the reservation and that's really the most important part of the reservation, the holding. Anybody can just take them.
Jerry SeinfeldOn the side of box of my superman costume it actually said - 'Do not attempt to fly!'
Jerry SeinfeldWhat's with this weird hotel custom of leaving a piece of chocolate on the pillow? I awoke thinking my brain had hemorrhaged some sort of fecal matter.
Jerry Seinfeld