I have a nice bookshelf in my office, but not my house. I'm crass, but not that crass.
Jerry SeinfeldWhy would you want to work for a living if you could just joke around? Being a celebrity expands your commercial possibilities.
Jerry SeinfeldSometimes you can do certain things on stage, or even in a TV series, and people see the look on your face and they know what you mean, so you can get away with certain things. But if you can't create that look on an animated character, which is essentially a puppet, the line will hit the audience in a very bad way.
Jerry Seinfeld