Dating is pressure and tension. What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night?
Jerry SeinfeldHaving done quite a bit with studios and networks, I thought if I'm going to do something new and unformed, it would be fun to do it in a completely new space and place. The space being the Internet and the place being Crackle.
Jerry SeinfeldWell, birthdays are merely symbolic of how another year has gone by and how little we've grown. No matter how desperate we are that someday a better self will emerge, with each flicker of the candles on the cake, we know it's not to be, that for the rest of our sad, wretched pathetic lives, this is who we are to the bitter end. Inevitably, irrevocably; happy birthday? No such thing.
Jerry SeinfeldYou know how your charger for your phone? It's like if you had a charger for your whole body and mind
Jerry Seinfeld