Having done quite a bit with studios and networks, I thought if I'm going to do something new and unformed, it would be fun to do it in a completely new space and place. The space being the Internet and the place being Crackle.

Festivus for the Restivus!

Yeah, like Bizarro Superman, Superman's exact opposite, who lives in the backwards Bizarro world. Up is down, down is up, he says hello when he leaves, goodbye when he arrives.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

When men are growing up and they're reading about Batman, Spiderman, Superman ... those are not fantasies ... they're options.

Well, sometimes we do actually have to get up early, but a man will always trade sleep for sex.

Success is the enemy of comedy.