Most people, you do a TV series, it ends three, four, five years later; it's a relic.

The greatest thing about being a comedian is knowing other comedians. And you get to talk to them. Its the most fun.

I am freaking out! I am freaking out, man!

Twitter is good. Why say a lot to a few people when you can say virtually nothing to everyone?

Not that there's anything wrong with that.

I am speechless: I have no speech

I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider.