A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
Writer's block is a phony, made up, BS excuse for not doing your work.
These pretzels are making me thirsty!
I was the best man at the wedding... If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him?
What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.
The padded outfits, the bad scripts, the phony-looking sets... he dealt with it all. He had to. He was Superman.