You can measure distance by time. 'How far away is it?' 'Oh about 20 minutes.' But it doesn't work the other way. 'When do you get off work?' 'Around 3 miles.'

I've compiled a book from the Internet. It's a book of quotations attributed to the wrong people.

Having a 2 year old is like having a blender that you don't have the top for.

Well, sometimes we do actually have to get up early, but a man will always trade sleep for sex.

Twitter is good. Why say a lot to a few people when you can say virtually nothing to everyone?

Having fun is a very particular skill. And not everyone has that skill.

What I don't understand is how women can pour hot wax on their bodies, let it dry, then rip out every single hair by its root and still be scared of spiders.