You can measure distance by time. 'How far away is it?' 'Oh about 20 minutes.' But it doesn't work the other way. 'When do you get off work?' 'Around 3 miles.'

We sold 'Seinfeld' all over the world but it was a very specific kind of show. In some countries it went down really well, in others they hated it.

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

Most people, you do a TV series, it ends three, four, five years later; it's a relic.

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire

Being a good husband is like being a good stand-up comic - you need ten years before you can even call yourself a beginner.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!