I'll tell you one thing, since I'm married, single people look absolutely ridiculous to me.
When you interrupt, you've stopped listening. People need to be heard.
I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating me.
If professional wrestling did not exist, could you come up with this idea? Could you envision the popularity of huge men in tiny bathing suits, pretending to fight?
I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.