People don't just bump into each other and have sex. This isn't Cinemax.

I'll tell you one thing, since I'm married, single people look absolutely ridiculous to me.

All I ever wanted to do is make people laugh.

It's like having... you know, your phone has a charger, right? It's like having a charger for your whole body and mind. That's what Transcendental Meditation is!

I like definitive things.

Responsible, who wants to be responsible? Whenever something bad happens, it's always, who's responsible for this?

What's the point of dating without games? How do you know if you're winning or losing?