That's why breakups take two or three times- to build up immunity.
A chef who doesn't wash his hands is like a cop who steals. It's a cry for help.
If you've got a bloodstain on your T-shirt, maybe dirty laundry isn't your biggest problem.
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.
Every day when everybody would have lunch I would do TM [Transcendental Meditation] and then I would eat while I was working because I had missed lunch but that is how I survived the 9 years [of Seinfeld], it was that 20 minutes in the middle of the day would save me.