You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That's how you know you're still alive.
Jerry SeinfeldMen want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
Jerry SeinfeldI have a friend who's collecting unemployment insurance. This guy has never worked so hard in his life as he has to keep this thing going. He's down there every week, waiting on the lines and getting interviewed and making up all these lies about looking for jobs. If they had any idea of the effort and energy that he is expending to avoid work, I'm sure they'd give him a raise.
Jerry Seinfeld