What is this obsession people have with books? They put them in their houses like they're trophies. What do you need it for after you read it?

The truth is, the family is much more creatively nourishing because you're playing on a full keyboard. Whereas when you're single, you're just playing the upbeat jazzy tunes.

I wrote an article on a new Porsche for 'Automobile Magazine.' I knew the editor, and she asked me to write this article. So I'm more proud of that than anything.

So the first time you hear the concept of Halloween when you're a kid your brain can't even process the information. You're like: "What is this? What did you say?" "What did you say about giving out candy? Who's giving out candy?" "Everyone that we know is just giving out candy!"

You'll fold faster than Superman on laundry day

Why would you want to work for a living if you could just joke around? Being a celebrity expands your commercial possibilities.

The padded outfits, the bad scripts, the phony-looking sets... he dealt with it all. He had to. He was Superman.