The luge is the only Olympic event where you could have people competing in it against their will, and it would look exactly the same. Take people off the street, 'Hey, hey, hey, what is this?! I don't wanna be in the luge!' Once you put that helmet on them, 'You're in the luge, buddy!' 'aaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAA... aaaAAAAA...' World record. Didn't even wanna do it. I'd like to see that next Olympics, the Involuntary Luge.

I like definitive things.

Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good reason, right? You know its not a good reason. And then you try and work it from there.

Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry.

Work is the least important thing and family is the most important.

I prefer the old theaters because the audience is... trapped.

I love meeting Israeli people. They look at me like a son