Have you ever noticed how they keep improving your laundry detergent, but they still can't get those blue flakes out? Why do we trust them to get our clothes clean? These guys can't even get the DETERGENT white!

Men like a ref decision because they just want to get back to the game.

When someone does a small task beautifully, their whole environment is affected by it.

Life is truly a ride. We're all strapped in and no one can stop it.... I think that the most you can hope for at the end of life is that your hair's messed, you're out of breath, and you didn't throw up.

Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to accept God's final word on where your lips end.

When you interrupt, you've stopped listening. People need to be heard.

We got the hot fudge on the bottom.... that allows you to control the fudge distribution while you're eating your ice cream.