Can't you at least die with a little dignity?

I love meeting Israeli people. They look at me like a son

I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.

I have a nice bookshelf in my office, but not my house. I'm crass, but not that crass.

The greatest thing about being a comedian is knowing other comedians. And you get to talk to them. Its the most fun.

Of course, everyone wants to be healthy. The amusing thing is no one's really sure how to do it.

Twitter is good. Why say a lot to a few people when you can say virtually nothing to everyone?