What's the deal with Ovaltine? It comes in a round container, you put it in a round glass, why don't they call it Roundtine?
A really hard laugh is like sex-one of the ultimate diversions of existence.
Men like a ref decision because they just want to get back to the game.
You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish.
When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business; I have to humiliate myself.
You'll fold faster than Superman on laundry day