When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous. But this is my business; I have to humiliate myself.

You can tell what was the best year of your father's life, because they seem to freeze that clothing style and ride it out.

Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us.

People don't think of their office as a workplace anymore. They think of it as a stationary store with Danish. You want to get your pastry, your envelopes, your supplies, your toilet paper, six cups of coffee, and you go home.

When someone does a small task beautifully, their whole environment is affected by it.

Cremation has become the most popular form of burial in the United States... People used to want a big, thick granite stone, their names carved into with a chisel. I was here dammit! Cremation is like you're trying to cover up a crime. Burn the body. Scatter the ashes around. As far as anyone's concerned this whole thing never happened.

Well, sometimes we do actually have to get up early, but a man will always trade sleep for sex.