Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry.
Jerry SeinfeldSomebody just gave me a shower radio. Thanks a lot. Do you really want music in the shower? I guess there's no better place to dance than a slick surface next to a glass door.
Jerry SeinfeldSometimes I think more creativity is put into muffin recipes than into the rest of society combined.
Jerry SeinfeldMy wife is funny. And I dabble in it. So being funny is big around our house. But what's surprised me is my daughter can do an English accent. I don't know how she learned this.
Jerry Seinfeld