You'll fold faster than Superman on laundry day

I like any cereal. I like the idea of just eating and drinking with one hand without looking.

I mean, she's giving and caring and genuinely concerned about the welfare of others. I can't be with someone like that.

I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.

You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That's how you know you're still alive.

The peak of being a fan is a hotdog and a beer and a seat at the game. There's nothing above that. Nothing above it.

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.