You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish.

That's the most comfortable place for me. In the beginning, yes, I was nervous going on stage. I was not a natural performer. I really had to acquire that skill.

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, 'I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.'

I have a problem with the strip that runs along the bottom of the news programs. Don't these idiots who run the news programs know we don't want to read? That's why we're watching TV.

When men are growing up and they're reading about Batman, Spiderman, Superman ... those are not fantasies ... they're options.

Cry when you get a Golden Globe. Then you can get an Oscar nomination.

You'll fold faster than Superman on laundry day