You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish.

The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really didn't have that kind of personality, and it's a terrifying thing to say.

I've been car crazy my whole life, since I was nine years old. It's just something I'm very aware of.

I love how you just make coffee and then somehow something gets done.

I have no plants in my house. They won't live for me. Some of them don't even wait to die, they commit suicide.

I can walk through a hotel lobby and watch people at the desk and see what they're doing. People don't look at me. They don't even know I'm there.

To me a lawyer is basically the person that knows the rules of the country. We're all throwing the dice, playing the game, moving our pieces around the board, but if there's a problem, the lawyer is the only person that has actually read the inside of the top of the box.