Comedy is just complaining in an entertaining way, Enterplaining.
Magazines are another medium I love, because 95% is simply based on 'How the hell are we going to fill all this blank space?
I like definitive things.
All I ever wanted to do is make people laugh.
There's more to life than making shallow, fairly obvious observations.
Everybody in New York City knows there's way more cars than parking spaces. You see cars driving in New York all hours of the night. Its like musical chairs except everybody sat down around 1964.