A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

I think that you think that a certain something is not all that it could be, when, in fact, it is all that it should be, and more!

We got the hot fudge on the bottom.... that allows you to control the fudge distribution while you're eating your ice cream.

I've been car crazy my whole life, since I was nine years old. It's just something I'm very aware of.

I wish I was a phone machine. I wish if I saw somebody on the street I didn't want to talk to I could just go, "Excuse me, I'm not here right now, If you just leave a message, I can walk away."

If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire

I love energy. I love it. And I pursue it, and I want more of it. Physical and mental energy, to me, are the greatest riches of human life. And TM is like a free account of an endless amount of it.