Magazines are another medium I love, because 95% is simply based on 'How the hell are we going to fill all this blank space?

Introducing 'Lite': the new way to spell 'Light'; but with twenty per cent fewer letters.

There's no downside to fame and people who whine about it make me sick. It's the greatest thing in the world.

The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing.

Let's examine the dog mind: Every time you come home, he thinks it's amazing. He can't believe that you've accomplished this again. You walk in the door. The joy of it almost kills him. "He's back again! It's that guy! It's that guy!"

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

Responsible, who wants to be responsible? Whenever something bad happens, it's always, who's responsible for this?