Magazines are another medium I love, because 95% is simply based on 'How the hell are we going to fill all this blank space?

The only way a show works is you find people who you think are qualified and talented and you give them a chance to do what they do.

Cry when you get a Golden Globe. Then you can get an Oscar nomination.

Life is truly a ride. We're all strapped in and no one can stop it.... I think that the most you can hope for at the end of life is that your hair's messed, you're out of breath, and you didn't throw up.

There's more to life than making shallow, fairly obvious observations.

Having a 2 year old is like having a blender that you don't have the top for.

The luge is the only Olympic event where you could have people competing in it against their will, and it would look exactly the same. Take people off the street, 'Hey, hey, hey, what is this?! I don't wanna be in the luge!' Once you put that helmet on them, 'You're in the luge, buddy!' 'aaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAA... aaaAAAAA...' World record. Didn't even wanna do it. I'd like to see that next Olympics, the Involuntary Luge.