Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry.
Jerry SeinfeldTwitter is good. Why say a lot to a few people when you can say virtually nothing to everyone?
Jerry SeinfeldI think vacations are mostly completely stupid. Going to have coffee with a friend, you're probably going to have more fun than if you go to Aruba.
Jerry SeinfeldSex, thatโs meaningless, I can understand that, but dinner; thatโs heavy. Thatโs like an hour.
Jerry Seinfeld