Magazines are another medium I love, because 95% is simply based on 'How the hell are we going to fill all this blank space?

I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.

Artists are always looking for new things and fresh ground and fresh air. If it feels new to me, there's a chance it'll feel new to the audience and we'll have found something.

Ever noticed that no matter what happens in one day, it exactly fits in the newspaper?

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

Nothing in life is fun for the whole family. There are no massage parlors with ice cream and free jewelry.

The Olympics is my favourite sporting event. Although I have a problem with that silver medal. When you think about it, you win the gold - you feel good, you win the bronze - you think, 'Well at least I got something'. But when you win silver, it's like, 'Congratulations, you 'almost' won. Of all the losers, you came in first of that group. You're the number one 'loser.' No one lost ahead of you.