Magazines are another medium I love, because 95% is simply based on 'How the hell are we going to fill all this blank space?

When you've been in the business 5-years, as a person, it's like you're 5-years old - like a child. 10-years and you're 10-years old, 20... Etcetera. That's how I measure maturity in this industry.

I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

You know I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately, my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning. Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the city.

If you've got a bloodstain on your T-shirt, maybe dirty laundry isn't your biggest problem.

That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.

Let's examine the dog mind: Every time you come home, he thinks it's amazing. He can't believe that you've accomplished this again. You walk in the door. The joy of it almost kills him. "He's back again! It's that guy! It's that guy!"