There's more to life than making shallow, fairly obvious observations.

The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing.

I can walk through a hotel lobby and watch people at the desk and see what they're doing. People don't look at me. They don't even know I'm there.

Women go after doctors like men go after models. They want someone with knowledge of the body. We just want the body.

You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That's how you know you're still alive.

Twitter is good. Why say a lot to a few people when you can say virtually nothing to everyone?

You know the message you're sending out to the world with these sweatpants? You're telling the world, 'I give up. I can't compete in normal society. I'm miserable, so I might as well be comfortable.