Everybody in New York City knows there's way more cars than parking spaces. You see cars driving in New York all hours of the night. Its like musical chairs except everybody sat down around 1964.

Dogs have no money. Isn't that amazing? They're broke their entire lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money? .. No Pockets.

I prefer the old theaters because the audience is... trapped.

What's the point of dating without games? How do you know if you're winning or losing?

Have you ever noticed that the waiter who takes your order is not the one who brings your food anymore? What is THAT about? And which waiter are you tipping, anyway? I think next time I go to a restaurant I'll just say, "Oh, sorry, I only eat the food. The guy who pays the bill will be along shortly."

No encounter, mouth open up ... that is how the drug businesses see the general public.

Did you know that the original title for War and Peace was War, What Is It Good For?