Pain is usually represented by lightning attacking the guy. Glowing redness is also popular. Sometimes parts of the guy would just burst into flames.

There are many things you can point to as proof that the human is not smart. But my personal favorite would have to be that we needed to invent the helmet. What was happening, apparently, was that we were involved in a lot of activities that were cracking our heads. We chose not to avoid doing those activities but, instead, to come up with some sort of device to help us enjoy our head-cracking lifestyles.

No encounter, mouth open up ... that is how the drug businesses see the general public.

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but okay to go the bathroom in a handicapped stall?

Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us.

Women go after doctors like men go after models. They want someone with knowledge of the body. We just want the body.

Success is the enemy of comedy.