The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get to that, the funnier you will be.

Airline hostesses show you how to use a seatbelt in case you haven't been in a car since 1965.

Our good time is sitting in a coffee shop with a newspaper, writing a line on the back of a napkin. That is the most fun comedians ever have

I am speechless: I have no speech

Can't you at least die with a little dignity?

Most people, you do a TV series, it ends three, four, five years later; it's a relic.

Ever noticed that no matter what happens in one day, it exactly fits in the newspaper?