People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

When someone does a small task beautifully, their whole environment is affected by it.

I don't want to hear the specials. If they're so special, put 'em on the menu.

They seal the subway change-booth guy up inside this thing with bullet-proof glass, closed in on all sides, it's like some kind of Houdini torture tank of doom. How do you breathe in there? It looks like if you put your hand over the change slot, you could suffocate him in thirty seconds.

I can't go to a bad movie by myself. What, am I gonna make sarcastic remarks to strangers?

Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.

I love energy. I love it. And I pursue it, and I want more of it. Physical and mental energy, to me, are the greatest riches of human life. And TM is like a free account of an endless amount of it.