Surveys show that the #1 fear of Americans is public speaking. #2 is death. That means that at a funeral, the average American would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.

Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces are made of smoke and no move you make will have any effect on the outcome.

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.

And that's when I realized, when you're a kid you don't need a costume, you ARE superman.

According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.

There is nothing more rewarding than completing a goal you have set for yourself.

What is this obsession people have with books? They put them in their houses like they're trophies. What do you need it for after you read it?