Surveys show that the #1 fear of Americans is public speaking. #2 is death. That means that at a funeral, the average American would rather be in the casket than doing the eulogy.

The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get to that, the funnier you will be.

Women go after doctors like men go after models. They want someone with knowledge of the body. We just want the body.

We sold 'Seinfeld' all over the world but it was a very specific kind of show. In some countries it went down really well, in others they hated it.

This is really a crazy idea, you know. It probably won't work, but that will be interesting, too. You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That's how you know you're still alive. Once you start doing only what you've already proven you can do, you're on the road to death.

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.

Sometimes the road less traveled is less traveled for a reason.