Men, as an organization, are getting more women than any other group working anywhere in the world. Wherever women are, we have men looking into it.

Fatherhood makes you cute. Women find bumbling fathers cute and attractive.

I don't want to hear the specials. If they're so special, put 'em on the menu.

Men want to make women happy.

I wrote an article on a new Porsche for 'Automobile Magazine.' I knew the editor, and she asked me to write this article. So I'm more proud of that than anything.

I have no plants in my house. They won't live for me. Some of them don't even wait to die, they commit suicide.

I once had a leather jacket that got ruined in the rain. Why does moisture ruin leather? Aren't cows outside a lot of the time? When it's raining, do cows go up to the farmhouse, "Let us in! We're all wearing leather! Open the door! We're going to ruin the whole outfit here!"