So the first time you hear the concept of Halloween when you're a kid your brain can't even process the information. You're like: "What is this? What did you say?" "What did you say about giving out candy? Who's giving out candy?" "Everyone that we know is just giving out candy!"
Jerry SeinfeldWomen go after doctors like men go after models. They want someone with knowledge of the body. We just want the body.
Jerry SeinfeldI have a nice bookshelf in my office, but not my house. I'm crass, but not that crass.
Jerry Seinfeld