I like staying in hotels. I like their tiny soap. I like to pretend it's regular-sized and my muscles are huge.
Jerry SeinfeldYou have to motivate yourself with challenges. That's how you know you're still alive.
Jerry SeinfeldWell, sometimes we do actually have to get up early, but a man will always trade sleep for sex.
Jerry SeinfeldOn the side of box of my superman costume it actually said - 'Do not attempt to fly!'
Jerry Seinfeld