The padded outfits, the bad scripts, the phony-looking sets... he dealt with it all. He had to. He was Superman.

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

If aliens are watching us through telescopes, they're going to think the dogs are the leaders of the planet. If you see two life forms, one of them's making a poop, the other one's carrying it for him, who would you assume is in charge?

The peak of being a fan is a hotdog and a beer and a seat at the game. There's nothing above that. Nothing above it.

The only way a show works is you find people who you think are qualified and talented and you give them a chance to do what they do.

You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That's how you know you're still alive.

But I don't want to be a pirate!