The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!
Pain is usually represented by lightning attacking the guy. Glowing redness is also popular. Sometimes parts of the guy would just burst into flames.
Well, sometimes we do actually have to get up early, but a man will always trade sleep for sex.
Cry when you get a Golden Globe. Then you can get an Oscar nomination.
Men want to make women happy.
I'll tell you what I like about Chinese people: they're hanging in there with the chop sticks, aren't they? You know they've seen the fork. They're staying with the sticks.