The best revenge is living well.
A really hard laugh is like sex-one of the ultimate diversions of existence.
Elaine: Ugh, I hate people. Jerry: Yeah, they're the worst.
Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
Twitter is good. Why say a lot to a few people when you can say virtually nothing to everyone?
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always just exactly fits the newspaper.