I like staying in hotels. I like their tiny soap. I like to pretend it's regular-sized and my muscles are huge.

I prefer the old theaters because the audience is... trapped.

Every day when everybody would have lunch I would do TM [Transcendental Meditation] and then I would eat while I was working because I had missed lunch but that is how I survived the 9 years [of Seinfeld], it was that 20 minutes in the middle of the day would save me.

Isn't it weird that we drink milk, stuff designed to nourish baby cows? How did THAT happen? Did some cattleman once say, "Oh, man, I can't wait till them calves are done so I can get ME a hit of that stuff."

Artists are always looking for new things and fresh ground and fresh air. If it feels new to me, there's a chance it'll feel new to the audience and we'll have found something.

You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That's how you know you're still alive.

Sex to save the friendship? Well if we have to we have to.