I like staying in hotels. I like their tiny soap. I like to pretend it's regular-sized and my muscles are huge.

People have an infinite attention span if you are entertaining them.

I'm old, I'm rich and I'm tired.

Why does McDonald's have to count every burger that they sell? What is their ultimate goal? Do they want cows to surrender voluntarily?

Why is it when you turn on the TV you see ads for telephone companies, and when you turn on the radio you hear ads for TV shows, and when you get put on hold on the phone you hear a radio station?

When you interrupt, you've stopped listening. People need to be heard.

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.