A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
If you go to a bad movie, it's two hours. If you're in a bad movie, it's two years.
Responsible, who wants to be responsible? Whenever something bad happens, it's always, who's responsible for this?
Maybe if we lie down our brains will work.
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'
The only way a show works is you find people who you think are qualified and talented and you give them a chance to do what they do.