Well, sometimes we do actually have to get up early, but a man will always trade sleep for sex.

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

I'll tell you one thing, since I'm married, single people look absolutely ridiculous to me.

The human body is like a condominium. The thing that keeps you from really enjoying it is the maintenance.

Maybe if we lie down our brains will work.

You know, crankiness is at the essence of all comedy.

No encounter, mouth open up ... that is how the drug businesses see the general public.