For people on my side of the cubicle, the goal is always creativity. Spending your time overcoming corporate resistance to creativity - I just don't want to do that.

I love being a dad. I just love it.

When you've been in the business 5-years, as a person, it's like you're 5-years old - like a child. 10-years and you're 10-years old, 20... Etcetera. That's how I measure maturity in this industry.

I like staying in hotels. I like their tiny soap. I like to pretend it's regular-sized and my muscles are huge.

Twitter is good. Why say a lot to a few people when you can say virtually nothing to everyone?

Dogs have no money. Isn't that amazing? They're broke their entire lives. But they get through. You know why dogs have no money? .. No Pockets.

I don't want to hear the specials. If they're so special, put 'em on the menu.