I wonder is illiterate people know the full meaning of alphabet soup?
Twitter is good. Why say a lot to a few people when you can say virtually nothing to everyone?
I can't eat chicken and look at strippers at the same time.
All I ever wanted to do is make people laugh.
The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers laugh, Get paid to make strangers laugh, and Make people talk like you because it's so much fun.
What the hell, I'll just eat some trash.