Sometimes you can do certain things on stage, or even in a TV series, and people see the look on your face and they know what you mean, so you can get away with certain things. But if you can't create that look on an animated character, which is essentially a puppet, the line will hit the audience in a very bad way.

The big advantage of a book is that it's very easy to rewind. Close it and you're right back at the beginning.

On the side of box of my superman costume it actually said - 'Do not attempt to fly!'

You know, crankiness is at the essence of all comedy.

Dating is pressure and tension. What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night?

Ever noticed that no matter what happens in one day, it exactly fits in the newspaper?

I have a problem with that silver medal. It's like, 'Congratulation s, you almost won. Of all the losers, you're the number one loser. No one lost ahead of you.'