I've been car crazy my whole life, since I was nine years old. It's just something I'm very aware of.
I was the best man at the wedding... If I'm the best man, why is she marrying him?
I didn't know every day I would be discussing the tone of my voice with my wife. I thought it was a marriage. Apparently, it's a musical.
You'll fold faster than Superman on laundry day
Men want to make women happy.
I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.