All magic is 'Here’s a quarter, now it’s gone. You’re a jerk. Now it’s back. You’re an idiot. Show’s over.'
I love how you just make coffee and then somehow something gets done.
That's why breakups take two or three times- to build up immunity.
No encounter, mouth open up ... that is how the drug businesses see the general public.
If someone's lying, are their pants really on fire
I won't do something unless I can get at least two or three good laughs out of it. If I can't, it's not gonna make the team.