I love meeting Israeli people. They look at me like a son

You have to motivate yourself with challenges. That's how you know you're still alive.

On the side of box of my superman costume it actually said - 'Do not attempt to fly!'

There is no more embarrassing thing in my life than the fact that I have actually uttered the phrase, 'I would like to order the Ginsu Knife.'

Comedy is just complaining in an entertaining way, Enterplaining.

A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking.

Sometimes they'll make little Play-Doh animals, and when they go to sleep, I'll break the heads off the animals and put them at the foot of their beds for them to discover in the morning. Nothing wrong with sending your kids a little Sicilian message.