One day I was watching these construction workers go back to work. I was watching them kind of trudging down the street. It was like a revelation to me. I realized these guys donโt want to go back to work after lunch. But theyโre going. Thatโs their job. If they can exhibit that level of dedication for that job I should be able to do the same. Trudge your ass in.
Jerry SeinfeldWhy do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, theyโre killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? 'Sweetheart, letโs make up. Have this deceased squirrel.
Jerry Seinfeld