We sold 'Seinfeld' all over the world but it was a very specific kind of show. In some countries it went down really well, in others they hated it.

On the side of box of my superman costume it actually said - 'Do not attempt to fly!'

Your blessing in life is when you find the torture you're comfortable with.

Ever noticed that no matter what happens in one day, it exactly fits in the newspaper?

The truth is, the family is much more creatively nourishing because you're playing on a full keyboard. Whereas when you're single, you're just playing the upbeat jazzy tunes.

I'll tell you one thing, since I'm married, single people look absolutely ridiculous to me.

The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever seen that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. ‘Come on, buddy, let’s go. You get past me, the guy in the back of me, he’s got a spoon. Back off, I’ve got the toe clippers right here.