We sold 'Seinfeld' all over the world but it was a very specific kind of show. In some countries it went down really well, in others they hated it.

I'll tell you one of the great activities is skateboarding. To learn to do a skateboard trick, how many times do you gotta get something wrong til you get it right? ...And you hurt yourself, and you learn to do that trick, now you got a life lesson. Every time I see those skateboard kids, I think 'those kids'll be alright.'

Men, as an organization, are getting more women than any other group working anywhere in the world. Wherever women are, we have men looking into it.

Dating is pressure and tension. What is a date, really, but a job interview that lasts all night?

I love being a dad. I just love it.

The greatest Jewish tradition is to laugh. The cornerstone of Jewish survival has always been to find humor in life and in ourselves.

Being a good husband is like being a good stand-up comic - you need ten years before you can even call yourself a beginner.