Boy, I miss the days they made toys that could kill a kid.

We got the hot fudge on the bottom.... that allows you to control the fudge distribution while you're eating your ice cream.

The luge is the only Olympic event where you could have people competing in it against their will, and it would look exactly the same. Take people off the street, 'Hey, hey, hey, what is this?! I don't wanna be in the luge!' Once you put that helmet on them, 'You're in the luge, buddy!' 'aaaAAAaaaAAAaaaAAA... aaaAAAAA...' World record. Didn't even wanna do it. I'd like to see that next Olympics, the Involuntary Luge.

Sometimes I think more creativity is put into muffin recipes than into the rest of society combined.

I've been car crazy my whole life, since I was nine years old. It's just something I'm very aware of.

People don't just bump into each other and have sex. This isn't Cinemax.

[I like to] engage with funny people, or weird people, or, you know, kind of off people. [Whereas when I meet] anybody who's ... normal ... I'm not curious, I'm not interested.