Boy, I miss the days they made toys that could kill a kid.

Kids don't say, "Wait." They say, "Wait up, hey wait up!" Because when you're little, your life is up. The future is up. Everything you want is up. "Hold up. Shut up! Mum, I'll clean up. Let me stay up!" Parents, of course, are just the opposite. Everything is down. "Just calm down. Slow down. Come down here! Sit down. Put... that... down."

I mean, she's giving and caring and genuinely concerned about the welfare of others. I can't be with someone like that.

There is nothing more rewarding than completing a goal you have set for yourself.

I wonder is illiterate people know the full meaning of alphabet soup?

And that's when I realized, when you're a kid you don't need a costume, you ARE superman.

Have you ever seen that guy who has the record for fattest man in the world? Bob Hughes, the fattest man in the world... 1400 pounds. Ladies and gentlemen, the man has let himself go.