I think vacations are mostly completely stupid. Going to have coffee with a friend, you're probably going to have more fun than if you go to Aruba.

To me, if life boils down to one thing, it's movement. To live is to keep moving.

We're all trying to get to the same island — whether you swim, fly, surf, or skydive, it doesn't matter. What matters is when the red light goes on.

A movie is kind of like being the captain of a ship, which is nice, but when I perform by myself it's just surfing on the water and nobody really knows what happens.

Sex, that’s meaningless, I can understand that, but dinner; that’s heavy. That’s like an hour.

I love being a dad. I just love it.

A chef who doesn't wash his hands is like a cop who steals. It's a cry for help.