I think vacations are mostly completely stupid. Going to have coffee with a friend, you're probably going to have more fun than if you go to Aruba.

Twitter is good. Why say a lot to a few people when you can say virtually nothing to everyone?

Once you start doing only what you've already proven you can do, you're on the road to death.

Of course, everyone wants to be healthy. The amusing thing is no one's really sure how to do it.

I'm old, I'm rich and I'm tired.

Your blessing in life is when you find the torture you're comfortable with.

Why does McDonald's have to count every burger that they sell? What is their ultimate goal? Do they want cows to surrender voluntarily?