On the side of box of my superman costume it actually said - 'Do not attempt to fly!'

I prefer the old theaters because the audience is... trapped.

This is one of my big things of creative pursuits. You have your idea you want to do, but then you got to figure out what does this thing want to be? You got to let it lead you a little.

There is no such thing as an attention span. There is only the quality of what you are viewing. This whole idea of an attention span is, I think, a misnomer. People have an infinite attention span if you are entertaining them.

You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. It's like, 'See if you can blow this out.'

Men don't care what's on TV. They only care what else is on TV.

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.