On the side of box of my superman costume it actually said - 'Do not attempt to fly!'

What's the deal with Ovaltine? It comes in a round container, you put it in a round glass, why don't they call it Roundtine?

Did you ever notice, when you are sitting at a red light, that when the person in front of you pulls up a couple of inches, you are compelled to move up too? Do we really think we are making progress toward our destination? "Whew, I thought we would be late, but now that I am nine inches closer, I can stop for coffee and a danish!"

When someone does a small task beautifully, their whole environment is affected by it.

There's nothing more fun than entertaining kids.

Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it, it's too risky. You get a sense of it and then you look away.

The peak of being a fan is a hotdog and a beer and a seat at the game. There's nothing above that. Nothing above it.