The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to write for car magazines, because I always had a car thing.

The truth is, the family is much more creatively nourishing because you're playing on a full keyboard. Whereas when you're single, you're just playing the upbeat jazzy tunes.

I wrote an article on a new Porsche for 'Automobile Magazine.' I knew the editor, and she asked me to write this article. So I'm more proud of that than anything.

The human body is like a condominium. The thing that keeps you from really enjoying it is the maintenance.

I have a nice bookshelf in my office, but not my house. I'm crass, but not that crass.

I like staying in hotels. I like their tiny soap. I like to pretend it's regular-sized and my muscles are huge.

These pretzels are making me thirsty!