Why is commitment such a big problem for a man? I think that for some reason when a man is driving down that freeway of love, the woman he's with is like an exit, but he doesn't want to get off there. He wants to keep driving. And the woman is like, "Look, gas, food, lodging, that's our exit, that's everything we need to be happy... Get off here, now!" But the man is focusing on the sign underneath that says, "Next exit 27 miles," and he thinks, "I can make it."
Jerry SeinfeldOn the side of box of my superman costume it actually said - 'Do not attempt to fly!'
Jerry SeinfeldI like to try anything... You have to do the experiments to find out what the formulas are.
Jerry Seinfeld