The Beatles created something that never trailed off. What a gift that was to their fans. If you're into the Beatles, you loved them from beginning to end.

I don't want to hear the specials. If they're so special, put 'em on the menu.

Sex, that’s meaningless, I can understand that, but dinner; that’s heavy. That’s like an hour.

Can't you at least die with a little dignity?

The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war. Pretty impressive. Also pretty lucky for them. Ever seen that little Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there. Corkscrews. Bottle openers. ‘Come on, buddy, let’s go. You get past me, the guy in the back of me, he’s got a spoon. Back off, I’ve got the toe clippers right here.

When someone does a small task beautifully, their whole environment is affected by it.

You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish.