I wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?

The big advantage of a book is that it's very easy to rewind. Close it and you're right back at the beginning.

I had a dream last night that a hamburger was eating me.

Every day when everybody would have lunch I would do TM [Transcendental Meditation] and then I would eat while I was working because I had missed lunch but that is how I survived the 9 years [of Seinfeld], it was that 20 minutes in the middle of the day would save me.

Having a 2 year old is like having a blender that you don't have the top for.

The greatest Jewish tradition is to laugh. The cornerstone of Jewish survival has always been to find humor in life and in ourselves.

It's hard to do nothing because you tend to do something and then you have to drop everything.