After you get a job and before you have to do it. Nothing beats that.

That's the most comfortable place for me. In the beginning, yes, I was nervous going on stage. I was not a natural performer. I really had to acquire that skill.

There is nothing more rewarding than completing a goal you have set for yourself.

After you get a job and before you have to do it. Nothing beats that.

Can't you at least die with a little dignity?

Why does that pharmacist have to be two and a half feet higher than everybody else? Who the hell is this guy? "Clear out, everybody. I'm working with pills up here. I'm taking them from this big bottle and then I'm gonna put them in the little bottle. That's my whole job. I can't be down on the floor with you people."

I can't eat chicken and look at strippers at the same time.