But I don't want to be a pirate!

Life is truly a ride. We're all strapped in and no one can stop it.... I think that the most you can hope for at the end of life is that your hair's messed, you're out of breath, and you didn't throw up.

But I don't want to be a pirate!

Cry when you get a Golden Globe. Then you can get an Oscar nomination.

According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.

There are more social skills required to talk one-on-one [than to an audience]. You don't have to be socially fluid to talk to two thousand people.

And that's when I realized, when you're a kid you don't need a costume, you ARE superman.