In my world, the wronger something feels, the righter it is.

There are more social skills required to talk one-on-one [than to an audience]. You don't have to be socially fluid to talk to two thousand people.

Did you know that the original title for War and Peace was War, What Is It Good For?

You don't even really need a place. But you feel like you're doing something. That is what coffee is. And that is one of the geniuses of the new coffee culture.

Sex to save the friendship? Well if we have to we have to.

I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.

Introducing 'Lite': the new way to spell 'Light'; but with twenty per cent fewer letters.