I don't want to hear the specials. If they're so special, put 'em on the menu.
My wife is funny. And I dabble in it. So being funny is big around our house. But what's surprised me is my daughter can do an English accent. I don't know how she learned this.
I can't eat chicken and look at strippers at the same time.
When someone does a small task beautifully, their whole environment is affected by it.
People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.
If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?