In my world, the wronger something feels, the righter it is.

If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

That's the true spirit of Christmas; people being helped by people other than me.

It reminds me of like this pathetic friend that everybody had when they were a little kid who would let you borrow any of his stuff if you would just be his friend. That's what the library is. A government funded pathetic friend.

If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?

A recent survey stated that the average person's greatest fear is having to give a speech in public. Somehow this ranked even higher than death which was third on the list. So, you're telling me that at a funeral, most people would rather be the guy in the coffin than have to stand up and give a eulogy.

After you get a job and before you have to do it. Nothing beats that.