I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.
Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but okay to go the bathroom in a handicapped stall?
I prefer the old theaters because the audience is... trapped.
A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don't have a top for it.
Artists are always looking for new things and fresh ground and fresh air. If it feels new to me, there's a chance it'll feel new to the audience and we'll have found something.
The whole object of comedy is to be yourself and the closer you get to that, the funnier you will be.