I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.

There is no more embarrassing thing in my life than the fact that I have actually uttered the phrase, 'I would like to order the Ginsu Knife.'

Well, sometimes we do actually have to get up early, but a man will always trade sleep for sex.

The only way a show works is you find people who you think are qualified and talented and you give them a chance to do what they do.

Sometimes they'll make little Play-Doh animals, and when they go to sleep, I'll break the heads off the animals and put them at the foot of their beds for them to discover in the morning. Nothing wrong with sending your kids a little Sicilian message.

The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!

Boy, I miss the days they made toys that could kill a kid.