When someone does a small task beautifully, their whole environment is affected by it.
Well, Howard Stern has been doing his impression of me for years. It doesn't really bother me.
People have an infinite attention span if you are entertaining them.
If you go to a bad movie, it's two hours. If you're in a bad movie, it's two years.
I am freaking out! I am freaking out, man!
I've compiled a book from the Internet. It's a book of quotations attributed to the wrong people.