I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.

Pay attention; don't let life go by you. Fall in love with the back of your cereal box.

I like staying in hotels. I like their tiny soap. I like to pretend it's regular-sized and my muscles are huge.

I love meeting Israeli people. They look at me like a son

Make no mistake about why these babies are here - they are here to replace us.

There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think there's a lot they don't know. Women do. Women want to learn. Men think, 'I know what I'm doing, just show me somebody naked.'

I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which as you know, always leads to something - cuts into the nothing and then forces me to have to drop everything.