Why does McDonald's have to count every burger that they sell? What is their ultimate goal? Do they want cows to surrender voluntarily?
Jerry SeinfeldI won't do something unless I can get at least two or three good laughs out of it. If I can't, it's not gonna make the team.
Jerry SeinfeldWhy do people give each other flowers? To celebrate various important occasions, theyโre killing living creatures? Why restrict it to plants? 'Sweetheart, letโs make up. Have this deceased squirrel.
Jerry Seinfeld