I admire the hell out of her. You can't have sex with someone you admire.

According to most studies, people's number one fear is public speaking. Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that sound right? This means to the average person, if you go to a funeral, you're better off in the casket than doing the eulogy.

I think vacations are mostly completely stupid. Going to have coffee with a friend, you're probably going to have more fun than if you go to Aruba.

There is nothing more rewarding than completing a goal you have set for yourself.

When you interrupt, you've stopped listening. People need to be heard.

Why would you want to work for a living if you could just joke around? Being a celebrity expands your commercial possibilities.

The peak of being a fan is a hotdog and a beer and a seat at the game. There's nothing above that. Nothing above it.