If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
Fatherhood makes you cute. Women find bumbling fathers cute and attractive.
Keep your head up in failure and your head down in success.
Men, as an organization, are getting more women than any other group working anywhere in the world. Wherever women are, we have men looking into it.
Men want to make women happy.
Yeah, like Bizarro Superman, Superman's exact opposite, who lives in the backwards Bizarro world. Up is down, down is up, he says hello when he leaves, goodbye when he arrives.