Sometimes I think more creativity is put into muffin recipes than into the rest of society combined.

Did you know that the original title for War and Peace was War, What Is It Good For?

See, you know how to take the reservation, you just don't know how to hold the reservation and that's really the most important part of the reservation, the holding. Anybody can just take them.

Twitter is good. Why say a lot to a few people when you can say virtually nothing to everyone?

I'd like to do one of those jumps they do in the movies; in a car, over a bridge, in the air with a huge explosion. It would be a final moment of entertainment.

The only way a show works is you find people who you think are qualified and talented and you give them a chance to do what they do.

Men like a ref decision because they just want to get back to the game.