Sometimes I think more creativity is put into muffin recipes than into the rest of society combined.

Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but okay to go the bathroom in a handicapped stall?

I like any cereal. I like the idea of just eating and drinking with one hand without looking.

Magazines are another medium I love, because 95% is simply based on 'How the hell are we going to fill all this blank space?

Once you start doing only what you've already proven you can do, you're on the road to death.

It reminds me of like this pathetic friend that everybody had when they were a little kid who would let you borrow any of his stuff if you would just be his friend. That's what the library is. A government funded pathetic friend.

If every instinct you have is wrong, then the opposite would have to be right.